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firenimmo
post Oct 9 2005, 07:44 PM | Post #1 +Quote Post

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Good to have one of these every so often. Okay this must date from sometime in 2003, before the RS2 beta arrived. MikeNewbie87 (for those who don't know, former Moderator and board troll at RuneNews, which came before RuneWeb) wanted to learn how to catch in the RS1 Wilderness, so I said i'd catch him a bit and video it with Camtasia (this was when Camtasia was quite new for use in recording RS, there weren't many movies) so he could pick it up. It turned out being quite funny with Mike's 'bunny' impressions and all.

Link is here.

You may need the DivX codec to view it, downloadable from here.

(Yes I wasn't the best tongue.gif)

EDIT: Found out the date was the 27th of July, 2003 smile.gif

EDIT: Be sure to scroll down to Splatman's post. He posted 50~ pics and few quotes. Very long post smile.gif!
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Loggy
post Oct 9 2005, 07:51 PM | Post #2 +Quote Post

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Haha... I remember old RSC catching. ohmy.gif

Lol - Whatever happened to Mike? Last post I remember him on RN posting how he autoed a lot on RS. :\
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Chrono
post Oct 9 2005, 08:08 PM | Post #3 +Quote Post

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he got bored and left us or somethin ;<

rsc fighting > rs2
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Geo1988
post Oct 9 2005, 08:16 PM | Post #4 +Quote Post

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Haha, nice vid, i forgot all about that.
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crayoneater
post Oct 9 2005, 08:35 PM | Post #5 +Quote Post

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lol nice vid we need alpha to post sum of his lol
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Splatman
post Oct 9 2005, 08:43 PM | Post #6 PM+Quote Post

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Becareful, long post.. I had the movie with nemo and mike too.. so nemo told me to find everything hehe...!

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I know I know, not RN related.. but I wanted ppl to show how the first rune item really looked.. and the addy plate was before it was released.

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When I had to prove I had paul added.. and lookie, Pronida is online with me smile.gif and mrxtothez if anyone remember him from RN.

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Le propasal, I did a typo. Yay

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I'm all yours hero, I killed a tip.it admin !.

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Lookie biggrin.gif I was so proud of her, hehehe.

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Korn girl dead, ex RN'er.

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Seif dead, ex-head-of-content.

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Zimmzy dead, Ex RN-retard.

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Gimli dead, ex RN'er.. also known as patrick13795 ? or so.

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Nemo dead, active RW fish.

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And again.

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Me getting 100 cmb, you see firenimmo, rabid sheep, jammy316, shawdan.. Other ppl that was there was Catatifish, pronida and many more old RN ppl.

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My 1200 pic, with loser.

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My first med.. all the time's i've gotten med at kbd have I been there with pronida.. :| ... she got the latest one I think.

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I was a wifebeater?

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Old sig that never was finished by Kingkai.

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And Paul found out somehow I had b-day ?... Pronida might have told, I dunno.

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Me and ltangel.. I wonder if she remembers lmao ?

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An old sig with me and pro.. Roach made it?

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Old sig by Pykm1/Ifritnet.. I got somewhat famous with this one lmao.

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Paulwiseone, one of my best friends in RS ever.. dissappeared sad.gif

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It's in my sig, back when I was so angry at madcoder and said I was gonna leave :\

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nemo dead for 95 cmb.

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Had this earlier, but this time k a n e s o on there too.

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Madcoder dead.

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Archyman ownt in Ranged.. this is rs1 ppl.

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Seif rambled about a new area.. and I asked paul if it existed and he said no, and then seif took pics of it.. :\ but you couldn't get in there. Forgot what area it was.

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Yeah, me and seif was actually friends.. and he was "proud of me" biggrin.gif

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Pronida getting 1300 smile.gif..!

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I was hawt.

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Poor cav.

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Bearded shemale splat.. wtf? lol

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Look at that kid, he actually was a tyran against us lmao. Oh btw, it's Speedis biggrin.gif

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Ah well, back in old days when I was rank 12 in fighting on highscores..!

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If you know me good, you can see the ironic part of this pic.

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Add a hp lvl and you have my last rs1 stats.

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Me duelling nemo to do max hit.. never succeded to screen a 35.

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Hot love.

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And when I ownt Mike.

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Punk NOFX dead, ex-RN.

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I ended up having like 10-15 lvls cmbs above him instead of 2 lmao.



A private chat with me and nemo... He wanted me to be priest at all his pier girl weddings:

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[01:57:45] <Splatman> 5 wifes.. wtf?
[01:57:52] <firenimmo> well
[01:57:56] <firenimmo> you know what mormons are?
[01:58:00] <Splatman> nop
[01:58:00] <Splatman> biggrin.gif
[01:58:12] <firenimmo> theyre this religion, sorta old now, but a few still left in the US
[01:58:16] <Splatman> aha.
[01:58:20] <firenimmo> they're allowed to have upto 5 wives.
[01:58:20] <Splatman> with "harems"
[01:58:25] <Splatman> okay
[01:58:26] <Splatman> not harems
[01:58:30] <firenimmo> i want to become runescapes first mormon.
[01:58:36] <Splatman> lol
[01:58:48] <Splatman> well
[01:58:49] <firenimmo> (plus i wanna marry 5 girls on rs and take pics and hope none of em finds out about the other four)
[01:59:36] <firenimmo> dude can you be the priest 5x?
[01:59:39] <Splatman> lol
[02:00:21] <firenimmo> if you'll marry me to any wives i wish to get.
[02:00:29] <Splatman> sure lol
[02:00:48] <Splatman> "lets skip it all and pronounce you husband and wife.. I got 4 "other" couples waiting
[02:00:49] <Splatman> ;x
[02:00:52] <firenimmo> yeah
[02:00:58] <firenimmo> but ill "hang around" to see those
[02:01:24] <Splatman> lol


Old stories by masamune, quite funny.
Only had second to fifth meeting:

Second meeting:
QUOTE
-=-=-By Masamune-=-=-

*In a room, Andrew and the runescape Staff are talking*

Andrew: Ok, there are too many high level runescape players. We must put them into that black hole experience!!!

*Everyone looks at andrew*

Andrew: what?
Paul: I dont think thats a good idea

*Zonghui, Bluerose13x and ladykilljoy come in*

Zonghui: Of course not.
Bluerose13x and LKJ: yes....
Zonghui: We can get out anyway...

*lesser demon comes in*

Lesser demon: i've been killed 9825 times!

*Zonghui uses fire-blast to kill it, the lesser dies and drops rune 2h...*

Zonghui: Yes!! another one! I'll add it to my collection!

*Zonghui takes off his bag, accidentally spills everything. Rune 2H's, rune battle axes and diamond ammys are seen*

Andrew: NOTE TO SELF, Cut rewards by....half...no quarters.

Paul: How did u get past those guards?

LKJ: Guards....oh, them...they ran away...

Andrew: NOTE TO SELF, monsters into therapy classes.

Moderator: Guys, if u want to be in this meeting, please sit down...*sweat drop*

*LKJ, Bluerose13x and Zonghui sit down.*

Paul: U guys, u will have to stop training for a while, the lower level players are gettingrelentless, they want you's dead...

*LKJ, Bluerose and zonghui burst out laughing*

Moderator: We are serious!

*Zonghui is choking*

Andrew: Hahahaha, this was a trap!

*Andrew, Mod and paul pull out full dragon armour*

*Zonghui, LKJ and bluerose pull out dragon-rune*

Paul: *gasp* Our prototype dragon-rune armour, but how did u get it?!

Andrew: ...dammit, there goes our secret weapons!

Moderator: Dont worry, we have our own secret armour: Behold, Dragon-dragon armour!!!!

Andrew: (whispering) ppssst...isnt dragon-dragon armour the same as normal dragon armour???

Moderator:....uh-oh....NOTE TO SELF, no more double armour.
*Masamune 2 walks in*

Masamune 2: Thats it, if you dont put in australian serv....uh-oh...

*everyone looks at Masamune 2...*

Masamune 2:...is this a bad time? Maybe i'll resch....AHHHHHH!

*runs out of jagex limted's building*

Paul: hahaha, i have a plan, i will summon 50 dragons to this place, i hope u guyz have uranti-dragon breath sheilds!

Andrew: Remember our journey to crandor, where we kinda...killed the dragon 8483 times....?

Paul: ...oh...

Moderator: i have a plan * Paul, andrew and mod huddle

Paul: oh gosh....a dead bird flying...RUN!!!!

*all three ofthem teleport to crandor, where the dragon has regeneated 86354 times...*

*zonghui, LKJ and bluerose are silent...*

LKJ: Huz hungry?

Bluerose13x: Im making anchovie pizza, want some?

Zonghui: Im going training...

Masamune 2: Pizza?

Zonghui: ...i thought u ran outta here...

Masamune 2:Did i?

LKJ: didnt u?

*MadOnion and MadCoder come in for a meeting...*

MadOnion:Where is andrew...?

MadCoder: ok, this is the third time this week they've done this to us...

Masamune 2: im hungry...

*LKJ, Zonghui and bluerose teleport to falador*

Masamune2:im still hungry...

MadCoder and MadOnion:.....

THE END!!


Third meeting:
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-=-=-By Masamune-=-=-

*Andrew, Paul and MOD walk into Jagex Limited. They all have torn clothing and broken swords*

MOD: Thanks a lot for teleporting us to crandor!
Andrew: It wasn't My fault!
Paul:Yes it was!
Andrew: Was not!
Paul: Was too!
Andrew: Was not!
Paul: Was too!
Andrew: Was not!
Paul: Was too!
Andrew: Was not!
Paul: Was too!
MOD: Quiet!!! We must think of a way to extract our revenge on Zonghui, Bluerose and LKJ!!! And i have a plan, Behold! My new invention! Dragon-dragon armour!!!

*Paul and Andrew slaps their foreheads*

MOD: What???!!!
Paul: Remember last time, they had dragon rune!?
Andrew: We'll talk about this when our employees come in!

*3 employees come into the room*

#1 Employee: We are here!
#2 Employee: This better be good!
#3 Employee: It will be. I called zonghui, LKJ and bluerose to come!

Andrew: You're fired!
Paul: Waitaminute, go 'greet' them at the door!
MOD: Yes, Greet...

*All three grin evily and start laughing*

*#3 Employee goes out to 'Greet'. Moments later, screams are heard*

LKJ: We have arrived!
Zonghui: We have some unfinished bussiness
Bluerose: 
Masmaune 2: 
Zonghui: Stop following us Masamune 2!
Masamune 2: Pizza...want...delerious....now...no pizza and photos make Masamune 2 go 'something something'
LKJ: Go crazy?
Masamune 2: Dont mind if i do!
#1 Employee: I have pizza!
Masmaune 2: Quiet you

Andrew: Ahem, you people arent welcome here anymore, go away
MOD: Wait, i have my new secret armour, Behold!!! Dragon-runite-bronze!!
Paul: Ah, not again!

*Madcoder and Madonion walk in*

MadOnion: this is the 45th time this moth, stop doi....not again!
Madcoder:Shouldn't we run?
MadOnion: We?
MadCoder: Yes We?
MadOnion: What are you doing here Masamune 2?
Masmaune 2: what arent i doing here
MadOnion: Stop confusing me!
Masmaune 2: How arent i confusing you?
MadOnion: thats it, no more reverse psycology!
Masamune 2: Fine
#1 Employee: Can we order pizza?
Andrew: You're fired, and no masamune 2 I will not get optus servers because your password is "Mas....uh-oh"
Masamune 2: AHHHHH!!!

*Everyone starts loading runescape but to no avail : phoney password  *

Zonghui: thanks for the distraction Masamune 2!!! We found your prototype armour MOD, dragon-runite-iron!!!!
MOD: Awww no! ive been working on that for so long..all that coffee wasted...*He breaks down, crying*
Andrew: Ok, teleporting time, cya!!!

*MOD, Paul and Andrew teleport to a place called: Wilderness lair*

Tks:Hehehehe, more people to pk
MOD: Awwww noooo!!!!
Sandytrain:Hhehehe, i want the dragon-runite-bronze!!!
L6vi: Doesnt Zonghui have dragon-runite-iron?
Zonghui: yes i do!
LKJ: Ready Zong?(I know zonghui!! hes my friend!! So, his first name is Zong and his last name is Hui!)
Bluerose:Killing Andrew time!!1
Andrew: I have a brother....kill him!
Paul: Yeah! kill hi.....hey!!!! thats not fair! ur younger!
Andrew: am not!
Paul: am too!
Andrew: am not!
Paul: am too!
Andrew: am not!
Paul: am too!
Andrew: am not!
Paul: am too!
MOD: QUUIIIEEETTTT!!!!!!!....please?
LKJ: We are all here, shouldn't we attack them?
Bluerose:Yes...
Masamune 2:I'll attack

*Masamune 2 aims his rune long at MOD but misses...he gets the skull and MOD kills him(me). A distant scream is heard : "I'll get u MOD!!!...."*

Masamune 2: Lumbridge again, Damn!?

*Back to the wilderness lair*
MOD: now ur turn Zonghui
Zonghui:thats what u think!
MOD: That is what i am thinking
Zonghui...well then ho...argh!

*zonghui swings his dragon-runite-bronze-iron-wood 2 hander at MOD. MOD has 1 hit point left*

MOD: Cya later!!! Hhahaha!!!

*MOD teleports Andrew, Paul and himself to Entrana.*

MOD:Hmmm....awfully quiet
Andrew:Isn't this the place with the..uh-oh
Paul:Dragons?(Correct me if im wrong, it has the dragons right?)
MOD:AhHHH!!! *Runs away but a huge rock falls on him. He faints*
Andrew: AHHHHH!!!! lvl 200 dragons

*438994846 black dragons continously attack them. Back at the wilderness, Everyone is drinking wine and beer and playing ping-pong*

Masamune 2: *hic* underage *hic* drinking is fun *hic*.
Rythan01:I finally reached this place!
LKJ: Die *hic* stupid jerk!!!
*LKJ attacks him while everyone ranges or uses magic*
Zonghui:that was fun *hic* 0 attack and still killed him! and he drops wooden armour
Sandytrain: *hic* wasted
L6vi: *hic* more ping-pong
*Tks has fainted after drinking 75 jugs of wine*
Masmaune 2: *hic*hic*hic* *continous hiccups* OWNED!!!
MadOnion: *hic* Toolkit must be finished! Move maps and stuff
MadCoder:*hic*hic*hic*hic*drunk...is me
Masmune 2: hungry once again *hic**hic**hic*

*everyone faints*

Doofmunch: Hey wait, what about my lines?

THE END....Or is it???!!!


Fourth meeting:
QUOTE
-=-=-By Masamune-=-=-

*Andrew, MOD and Paul are teleported to Lumbridge*

MOD: Uh-oh....
Paul: Argh...noobs...stay away from my wallet!!
Andrew: Run!!!

*A crowd of noobs start following them and begging for free stuff*

Noob#1:Give me a pot!!!
Noob#2:Me! I want a wooden shield!!
Noob#3:I want rune!!!
Noob#4:Please!!!
Noob#5:Waaahhh! I want free GP!!!!
Noob#6:I wanna be a Moderator!!!

*MOD faints from all the begs and cries. Andrew and Paul have to carry him*

Andrew: Quick!!! To the members area!!!
Paul: MOD is heavy!!!
MOD: Auntie?
Andrew+Paul:OMG...

*Andrew, Paul and Mod stop at the windmill, they lock the door*

Andrew: Dear God, they are crazy
Paul: Hey! MOD is waking up!
MOD: AHHHH!!! I dreamt about noobs surrounding us...!!!
*MOD looks outside the window, he sees about 700 noobs surrounding the windmill*
MOD: Good god!!! I know! i will get my new invention! Dragon-Dragon Armour!!!

*Andrew and Paul Slaps their foreheads again...*

Andrew: Give me that!

*Andrew throws it out the window. the noobs surround the armour*

MOD:NoOoOOoOoOoooO!!!! *breaks down to cry again*
Paul: Quick! Lets get outta here!
MOD:Not without my armour!

*MOD jumps out the window into the noob crowd*

Paul:MOD!

*Screams are heard from MOD*

Andrew:Muhahahaha!
Paul: you are so heartless! MOD is dying!
Andrew: No!!! Muhahahaha has come!
Muhahahaha: Hey Hey. back from my vaca...oh my god....MOD!
MOD: Leave without me!
Muhahahaha+Andrew+Paul: Ok!
Masamune 2:Heya guys!
Muhahahaha+Andrew+Paul: You again!?
Masamune 2: Yes
Muhahahaha: What are you doing here?
Masamune 2: What arent i doing here?
Paul: Shut-up
Masamune 2: Im sorry (Not!)
Paul: i heard that!
Masamune 2: how?!
Paul; You are typnig it up idiot!

*Masamune 2 looks at keyboard...*

Masamune 2: Damn!

*KaLdAiS712 comes in. He has a tag on that reads 'wallet inspector*

KaLdAiS712:Wallet inspector!
Masamune 2: Here you...waitaminute!
Paul: Heres mine
Muhahahaha:And mine
MOD: and mine!
Masamune 2+Andrew+Muhahahaha+Paul: MOD!!!
MOD: Thats my name!
Andrew: Where are the noobs?
MOD:Killed them all!
Masamune 2: U cant kill players outside the wilderness!!
MOD:How cant I?
Masamune 2: How can u?
MOD:How can I?....HEY! Stop confusing me!

*Masamune 2 Grins evily*

Andrew:Hey! where did KaLdAiS712 go?!? And where did my dragon battle axe...my dragon armour!

*KaLdAiS712 is seen running away To varrock*

Andrew: Come back theif!
Masamune 2: He'll be back

*KaLdAiS712 climbs back thru the window*

KaLdAiS712:Forgot my wallet!

*Everyone stares at KaLdAiS712...Moments later, he is chained up*

KaLdAiS712: I can get outta this!
MOD: Of course u cant!
KaLdAiS712: I will watch!*breaks free*
Paul: Go away now
Andrew: i have a better idea!

*Andrew pushes KaLdAiS712 out the window*

KaLdAiS712: I'll get u Andrew.....*thump*
Masamune 2:is he dead?
Andrew: Nah!
MOD: Guys, i think u should take a look out the window
Paul: AHHH! the noobs!
Andrew: Teleporting time1
Muahahaha: I know the best place!

*Muhahahaha teleports to lumbridge*

MOD:omg
Doofmunch: Hey! Andrew!
Andrew:Nooooo! Its doofmunch!
Paul: Wot?
Masamune 2: Heya Doof!
Doofmunch: Gimme back my account!!!
Andrew: The Noobs!!! Run!
DoofMunch: stop changing the subject!
Andrew: im not!
Doofmunch:How arent you?!
Andrew: Fine, you stay here and I'll sort something out later!
Doofmunch:Fine

*andrew runs away with MOD, Muhahahaha and paul*

MadOnion: Heya Doofmunch and Masamune 2
Doofmunch: Hi
Masamune 2: Cant talk, eating...

*Masamune 2 is eating cake, pie, pizza, fish and drinking wine*

MadCoder: Shouldn't u chase Andrew?
Doofmunch: He told me to wait here!
Masamune 2: Hes heading to Barbarian village!
MadOnion: Lets get him!
Doofmunch: but...
Masamune 2: He tricked u , idiot
Doofmunch: Wot?! He will pay dearly!
Masamune 2: Thats right, he will...

*back at barbarian village, MOD, andrew, Muahahha and paul are running*

Andrew: AHHHHH! Surrounded!
MOD:Quick, throw a wooden shield!
Paul: I cant! I have all expensive stuff!
Muhahahaha: i know! *throws MOD at them*
MOD: Not again! *breaks down* Why meeeee....!
Andrew: Run!

*Andrew, Muhahahaha and Paul run across the bridge to Varrock*

Flamesofanarchy: Hey, Watch it! U almost destroyed my house!
Andrew: Living under a bridge is illegal u know?
Paul: yesa! it is too!
Muahahaha: Muhahaha!

*andrew drops a pile of logs, use tinderbox with logs, the logs catches fire and starts burning*

Flamesofanarchy: My house!
Andrew: Yea, good wood...

*the noobs stop at the bridge*

Noob#1: Come back!
Noob#2: We want armour!
Noob#3: Quick! Go around!

*the noobs go around*

Andrew: Falador Teleport!

*the 3 teleport to falador*

MOD: AHHHHHH!!! Noobs everywhere!
Andrew: MOD?!
MOD:  U abandoned me!!!
Muhahaha: gotta run!
Paul: Lets go to Entrana...or crandor...
MOD: To port Sarim!

*the four go to port sarim, passing the general store*

Mikenewbie87: Noooooo! my rune 2H!!!!
Seiferoth: If u think thats bad, i just sold my dragon long to a general store.
Mikenewbie878: Quick theres the Mods, follow!!!

Andrew, Paul, MOD, Muhahahaha: AHHHHH!!!!

*the four mods head to port sarim with a trial of noobs, mikenewbie87 and Seiferoth following*

Mikenewbie87: AHHH!! Some-one arched an arrow into my eye!!!
Noobs: Ahahahah!
Mikenewbie87: Die noobs!!! (uses fire blast, it hits all the noobs, sending them to lumbridge...again...)
Neo Ghost: Sorry!!!
Mikenewbie87: Thats it! How would you like an arrow in your eye, just like wot i did to that guard on my sig...
Neo Ghost:Noooooo!
Mikenewbie87:But since im nice, i wont arch at you
Neo Ghost:Phew!
Mikenewbie87: Archyman will! 

*Screams are heard...Meanwhile, the four mods are on a ship to karmajama*

Andrew: hello captain, wots ur username?
Doofmunch: Doofmunch  .we have something to discuss...
MadOnion: And u have to have a meeting with me and MadCoder after this...
MadCoder: Thats right...
masamune 2 : and an Optus server
Andrew: I dont think so, hehehe

*Andrews jumps off the ship*

Paul: this isnt the way to crandor!
Masamune 2: of course not, this is the way through SHARK INFESTED WATERS!!!
Andrew: I'll get u Masamune 2.....!!!*goes back to lumbridge. Noobs surround him again*
Doofmunch: as for you three, you will be scrubbing the decks....and be careful of the GIANT RAT!!!
Paul: AAHHHH!!! ok, We will give you ur account back!!!

*Paul types something up on his laptop*

Paul: all done!
Doofmunch: Yes, its back,now jump!
MOD: Not again!
Muhahahaha: We'll be back...in the 5TH runescape meeting, hahahahah!

*the 3 remaining Mods jump, the sharks kill them, they are sent back to lumbridge!! With even more noobs after the Mods decided to join all 14 worlds together*

MOD,Paul, Muhahaha: I'll get you doofmunch!!!....

Doofmunch: Hhahaha, Masamune 2 has 1 mod after him 
Masamune 2: So wot, u have 3!!! 
Doofmunch: thats it, u'll have to jump now
Masamune 2: happy dying! *throws a bonfire onto the ship and jumps into the water*

*the sharks greet Masamune 2*

Masamune 2: I'll get you Doofmunch.....!!!

*goes back to lumbridge*

Doofmunch: Ship is sinking...at least i have my account back!

*an alarm clock rings*

Doofmunch: That sounds like mine....

*everything blurs and doofmunch is lying in bed...*

Doofmunch: Dammit!


Fifth meeting:
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-=-=-By Masamune-=-=-

*Andrew, MOD, Muhahahaha and Paul enter JAGeX Limited's building*

Andrew: Im soooo tired
MOD: Dont u think that its strange we are getting hurt whenever we go close to Masamune 2?
Paul:...Nah!
Andrew: Lets kill him
Muhahahaha: Thats harsh...lets rob him

*Everyone stares at muhahaha....*

Muhahahaha: what?!
Paul: We'll just imprison him...his friends will come for him...Muahahaha!!!
Muahahaha: What?
Paul: Huh?
Muahahaha:u said my name

*Paul slaps his head*

Andrew: I know two people that can kidnap him..
MOD: Them two?!
Andrew: Yes! they are the two agents from THE MATRIX!!!
MOD: OMG....*slaps his head*
Black Suit #1:We have come!!!
Black Suit #2: Awww...im missing out of Jerry Springer!
Andrew: Right...so anyway..i want you two to kidnap Masamune 2 and bring him back...
Black Suit #1: bring him back Dead?
Andrew: No! alive!
Black Suit #1: The Matrix was better than this
Andrew: I heard that!

*the agents leave*

*An hour later, Masamune 2 is eating...still...Two black-suited players wearing sunglasses approach...*

Black Suit #1: Hello Masamune 2
Masamune 2: Errr...hi?
Black suit #2: Come with us...
Masamune 2: ...no...
Black Suit #2: Please?
Masamune 2: ...no....
Black Suit #2: I'll be ur friend?
Masamune 2: ....nah
Black Suit #2: You're mean...*walks away*
Black Suit #1: I knew i shouldn't have brought a trainee...*gets mace out and hits Masamune 2's Head, he faints*

*Masamune 2 wakes up*

Masamune 2: Awww....WTF?! Where am i?!
Andrew: Welcome to JAGeX Limited..Shall i give you a tour?
Masamune 2: Nah! Been here before!
Andrew: Err...here have a poison trout!
Black Suit #2: Can i have it?
Andrew:...ur fired!
Black Suit #1: errr....U cant fire him, he doesnt work for you...
Paul: Thats it, SSHHUUUTTT UUPP!!!!
Andrew+Black Suit #1: We're sorry
Paul: Interrogate them! We're having lunch!
Black Suit #1:Fine
Black Suit #2: Ok, Smart guy, Who are you working for?
Masamune 2: WTF???
Black Suit #1: We can help you become the strongest player in runescape!
Masamune 2: ....Can i have some donuts?
Black Suit #2: Ok, here u go...
Masamune 2: Can i have my phone call?
Black Suit #1: What good is a phone call, when you are unable..to speak..
Masamune 2: Im typing all this up, idiot!!!
Black Suit #1: ...Well....let me get something from my car...*Footsteps are heard, followed by a door slam...then a car going...then an aeroplane is heard flying over...*
Black Suit #2: I dont think hes coming back!

*Black Suit #2 gets a mace ad knocks me out...The scene changes to FlamesOfAnarchy
looking at the ashes of his 'home'...it looks like he wants revenge...*

FlamesOfAnarchy: I want revenge!
Andrew: AHHHH, We leave JAGeX for 20 seconds, and a whole server is after us!
FlamesOfAnarchy: Stupid Andrew....die!!!

*FlamesOfAnarchy charges towards Andrew, but trips and falls over*

Andrew: Hahahhohoh...aHHHHH!!!!

*1000 n00bs trample Andrew and FlamesOfAnarchy*

Paul: Noooo! brother!!!
MOD: leave him!
Muhahahah: Run!!!!

*MOD, Paul and Muhahaha run past rimmingon*

BobJr PK:Yes! one more copper ore until lvl 85!!!!
Andrew: Help!!!
Paul: Hey look, andrew is crowd surfing!!!
Andrew: Get me down idiot!!!
MOD: quick! to varrock, they cant get past the guards!

*Back to JAGeX Building: Zonghui enters*

Zonghui: Hello, I'd like to see andrew
Guard: Hes not here right now
Zonghui: Good! *knocks out guards*

*Goes up to the prison floor*

Zonghui: Hey Masa!
Masamune 2: Get me out of this cage1 There are rats!
Zonghui: ERm....im not a member...
Masamune 2: Just break it down!!
Zonghui: fine *breaks down cage*

*back to the mines*

BobJr PK: AAAHHH...Noobs stealing my copper!.

*BobJr PK gets sent back to lumbridge*

BobJr PK: DAMN!!! 1 more orE!!!

*goes to general store*

BobJr PK: Give me a pick-axe!
Shopkeeper: The noobs bought them all...u have to wait...

*Meanwhile...A lsser is running away from a crowd of ful-rune players*

Lesser Demon: AHHHHH!!!! Too many strong people!!! Andrew! Stop them...
Andrew: Run!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...TO TIRED TO FINISH...Tommorow

OK, feeling better now...continuing

*FlamesOfAnarchy is setting up a trap*

FlamesOfAnarchy: Ok, Andrew will fall into my hole i just dug...its very deep and nobody can get out...uh-oh...how do i get out...???! *FlamesOfAnarchy is inside the hole...*

*back to andrew...*

Andrew: AAAHHHH!!!! Run u stupid lesser! u must protect us!!!
Lesser: no way! i just died 84585834543 times already...and thats before lunch! Im, outta here!!! *jumps into water....eaten by the sharks*
Paul: Ian!
Ian: Hello!
Andrew: Ian...help us!
MOD: Now we can throw you to the noobs!

*every1 stares at MOD*

Ian: I dont think so...*throws MOD into the noob crowd...*
MOD: I'll get you ian!!!
Andrew: Quick! into the pub!

*they enter the pub*

Bartender: WElcome to the lesbian clubhouse!!!
Paul: Dear god!
Andrew: ok, huz idea was this?
MOD: ...Not mine! 

*every1 stares coldly at MOD*

MOD: eeerrrr....look, dead bird flying
Andrew...i said that in part two...they wont fall for that!

*Dead bird flys past...*

Andrew: ....
Paul: ....
Ian: ??? 
Muhahahah: Hey! waitaminute! theres no fire exits in here! Enjoy ur death trap ladies!!

*The mods get out*

Lesbian Drinker: Wot was her problem?

*back to FlamesOfAnarchy...*

FlamesOfAnarchy: ok, i got it...i will make a house...where Andrew will seek shelter...and then i set it on fire!
ScopeSnipes: Hey! That was my idea!!!
FlamesOfAnarchy: was not!
Scopesnipes: Was too!
FlamesOfAnarchy:was not!
Scopesnipes: Was too!
FlamesOfAnarchy:was not!
Scopesnipes: Was too!
FlamesOfAnarchy:was not!

*and the two talk for hours!*

Andrew: Ok, take that ship!!!
Paul: which one?
Andrew: That one *points to a cruise ship*
Paul: ok *Gets into the ship. The doors close behind them...*

*to be continued..im gonna play runescape*


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Makoto
post Oct 9 2005, 09:01 PM | Post #7 +Quote Post

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Ahh, always nice to dig up a few dozen posts/pictures about the good ol' days, eh?

If I can I'll find a few. I highly doubt I have them on my comp though sad.gif
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Oblivionxp
post Oct 9 2005, 09:06 PM | Post #8 +Quote Post

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QUOTE(Chrono @ Oct 9 2005, 03:08 PM)
rsc fighting > rs2


pking died when rs2 came out
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Splatman
post Oct 9 2005, 09:19 PM | Post #9 PM+Quote Post

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QUOTE(Oblivionxp @ Oct 9 2005, 10:06 PM)
pking died when rs2 came out

I can only agree.


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mistique
post Oct 9 2005, 11:54 PM | Post #10 +Quote Post

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Fun days. I remember the marriage between Cocofat and Masamune 2 - shame I don't have the pictures anymore. And webie pked me!
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Hurl
post Oct 10 2005, 01:42 AM | Post #11 +Quote Post

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Awesome post, I forgot all about Korn Girl, Cocofat, Scope Snipes, kaneso and mikenewbie until now ;o
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site
post Oct 10 2005, 01:59 AM | Post #12 +Quote Post

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that was gr8

rune used to be purple, lmao
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Target
post Oct 10 2005, 03:13 AM | Post #13 +Quote Post

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QUOTE(Makoto @ Oct 9 2005, 09:01 PM)
Ahh, always nice to dig up a few dozen posts/pictures about the good ol' days, eh?

If I can I'll find a few.  I highly doubt I have them on my comp though sad.gif

sad.gif.. Just reminds everyone thats an old schooler how ganked RS has become.
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Aim Sniff
post Oct 10 2005, 03:37 AM | Post #14 +Quote Post

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Wow. Awesome post splat.
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Splatman
post Oct 10 2005, 04:16 AM | Post #15 PM+Quote Post

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QUOTE(site @ Oct 10 2005, 02:59 AM)
that was gr8

rune used to be purple, lmao

It was released as blue, but the first prototype item of rune was purple.


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