Loggy

May 29 2007, 09:14 PM | Post #1

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Before I get to the main reason for this topic I'd to like to mention the additions to the site, which can be viewed and full on the main page. You can talk about that here if you want.

Yes. Although it pai-hains me so much to say this yet again and in this way, we are lacking in RW Content Team members. Besides myself - who, as always, has had to bear the blunt of the work around here content wise but, of course, you know me; I'm a giver - and Dilbert, along with Oli who has just sort of returned, there are only another four useless content members. And yes, I know that actually there is only Spiderchild and Mysticallity, but they are both so useless I counted them both twice.

Thus I have decided to hire a few more - this time, via application.

The application syntax for your posts come in a bit, because first I have a few things to say. I'm looking for two new members, and I want people that are hard working and will take the roughly hour to an hour and a half it will take to make a half decent guide about whatever they are assigned.

If I get any application that says you are 99 Crafting or 126 or Zezima, I'm going to ask you what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap - me, pointing to myself. I don't care how good your character on Runescape is. Most of the staff don't play much - I don't (my character isn't that great and never will be), and I'm a genius at writing guides.

I also don't want an application saying that if I hire you you'll write all the guides in a week when the summer's over. You can do that, I'll start playing World of Warcraft, overcome my fear of moths, get Twilight to listen to death metal, and we'll meet back here at half past impossible. It won't happen.

What I want is someone that will just do the work they're assigned - which really isn't that much - efficiently, for the good of RuneWeb. For the good of a fansite. Got it?



The following should be PMed to me as an application:

RSN: [Your RuneScape name here]
Combat Level: [Combat Level]
Do you have Members? [Yes or no]
Do you play regularly? [Yes or no]
Why do you want to join staff? [Just a sentence or two why, I don't want a freaking essay]
Notes: [Any other info you want to put here]

No joke applications. No further applications will be accepted after June 9th, 2007.

Post questions and comments about the content team or the RW Update here.

Drink up, me hearties, YO HO

This post has been edited by Loggy: May 29 2007, 09:28 PM

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Twilight Ray

May 29 2007, 09:24 PM | Post #2

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And when I told you I'd get all those guides done at the end of the summer, I GOT THEM ALL DONE DIDN'T I?

You'll come to wow, give it time.

f u

This post has been edited by Loggy: May 29 2007, 09:27 PM

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Loggy

May 29 2007, 09:36 PM | Post #3

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Please remember I said to PM me your application.

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Mysticallity

May 29 2007, 09:57 PM | Post #4

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Being useless is indeed my profession. *bows*

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Dilbert26

May 29 2007, 11:05 PM | Post #5

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Hmmm, new content staff...great idea. I hope whoever get's the positions work hard and writes some good guides. Will be nice once we are all caught up guide wise.

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Tangerz

May 29 2007, 11:31 PM | Post #6

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There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.



This post has been edited by Tangerz: May 29 2007, 11:32 PM

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Twilight Ray

May 30 2007, 12:59 AM | Post #7

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Mmm. I look good.
I mean, really good.
Hey, everyone!
Come and see how good I look!


Mm, ehh, mm.
Ribs. I had ribs for lunch.
That's why I'm doing this.




How now brown cow.
How now brown cow.
How now brown cow.


How are you?
You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?
Maybe don't wear
a bra next time.
No, I was talking to you.
No, not her.
I don't know her name.
What is it?
Lanolin?
La-lanolin?
Like sheep's wool?


Unique New York.
Unique New York.


Mm, I love Scotch.
I love Scotch.
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.
Here it goes down.
Down into my belly.
Mm-mm-mm.


The arsonist
has oddly shaped feet.


How much time?
? seconds?
- You are on.
- I'm on right now?



I don't believe you.

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Cky

May 30 2007, 03:34 AM | Post #8

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o man i think i applied wtf.

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Loggy

May 30 2007, 09:51 PM | Post #9

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Look at that. That squirrel can water ski.



GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TOPIC

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