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 Feb 5 2007, 08:02 AM | Post #1 |
 
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Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play".
Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it".
"Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument".
The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it."
"Ranger. I will hear you now".
The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room.
"Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle."
Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it".
"Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument".
The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it."
"Ranger. I will hear you now".
The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room.
"Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle."
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Feb 5 2007, 08:24 AM | Post #2 |
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Feb 5 2007, 08:31 PM | Post #3 |
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Bad JAGeX.
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Feb 5 2007, 09:56 PM | Post #4 |
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COMEDIC GOLD
LOL
GIVE THAT MAN THE 1000 DOLLARS
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Feb 5 2007, 11:14 PM | Post #5 |
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But I didn't.
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Feb 6 2007, 04:14 AM | Post #6 |
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Oh wait it sucks.
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Feb 7 2007, 12:51 AM | Post #7 |
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Feb 7 2007, 11:23 PM | Post #8 |
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This post has been edited by Tangerz: Feb 7 2007, 11:25 PM
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Feb 7 2007, 11:26 PM | Post #9 |
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DATA'S LEG IS VERY COMELY
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Feb 11 2007, 02:09 AM | Post #10 |
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Feb 11 2007, 03:50 AM | Post #11 |
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Feb 23 2007, 03:51 AM | Post #12 |
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