aznim

Jan 29 2007, 01:36 PM | Post #1

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Omg cant wait until new emotes come out, and new obstacle course:D first one to post about new quest FTW

new agil course! reason to get agil up, yay lol

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Loggy

Jan 29 2007, 05:20 PM | Post #2

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Yes. Penguins. Charming.

Also on the Postbag from the Hedge, which I got bored and read, there was a joke at the end:

Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play".
Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it".

"Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument".

The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it."

"Ranger. I will hear you now".

The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room.

"Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle."


Actually pretty funny. ;o

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hoggen69

Jan 29 2007, 08:41 PM | Post #3

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im guessing this is dealing with the combat triangle, ifi t is then ho ho ho thats pretty good

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Iamanarab

Jan 29 2007, 10:36 PM | Post #4

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you dont get it do you?
He was playing the instrument the triangle :/

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hoggen69

Jan 29 2007, 11:21 PM | Post #5

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well obviously i knew the little instrument was a triangle but that would be a retarded joke if it was, i was just trying to think a little more in depth since there was the 3 combat classes, and the combat triangle would have been funny since rangers suck....

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aznim

Jan 30 2007, 12:19 AM | Post #6

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omg, hoggen doesnt know anything... its got 2 meanings when he blamed the triangle, some noobs

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Dit

Jan 30 2007, 12:38 AM | Post #7

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Haha nice

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Cafebcs

Jan 30 2007, 04:20 AM | Post #8

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Nice..

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